really weird to think that samus aran, the woman who was raised by alien birds and has had to fight multiple parasitic alien clones of herself, probably has had the most normal life out of all the major nintendo protagonists
Mario: *teams up with a baby version of himself to fight alien mushroom people*
Link: *gets transformed into a wolf by traveling between different dimensions due to shadow magic*
Kirby: *has a rogues gallery consisting of everything from a magician cartoon mouse to reality-warping god machines that live in space*
Samus Aran: *goes to an alien planet, beats up some jerks, collects her paycheck, goes home and reheats some leftover ravioli and passes out in front of the tv*
The only reason Samus wears the Zero Suit for Smash Bros is so nobody knows her real off-mission wardrobe is an oversized t-shirt with an unidentifiable stain near the collar and a pair of shorts with the word “JUICY” written in an alien language written across the butt
it was established in the first couple of episodes that rose had to give up her physical form to have steven, so people assumed at least 1 gem parent had to die to have a gem child (this was way before it became obvious that full gems don’t have biological families)
so they saw garnet’s 2 gems and thought this must mean both her parents died for her!!! and frankly i think it’s a piece of history that must be preserved
i’m feeling gay so some other historical documents. feel free to add more
when the gems were just magical ladies and not spacefaring rebel aliens (there was a theory that they were the last of their kind—magical women who protect the earth)
there was a lesbian couple in the background of a really early episode and everyone freaked out (how far we’ve come!)
everyone being on track with the “garnet is a fusion” theory but not quite getting why they’re fused (the common theory was that they’re sisters, and one was dying and had to stay fused to live)
canadian peridot (we thought the escape pod from jailbreak landed in canada)
before the bomb format became normal, whenever the show took a hiatus from weekly airing the crew would draw a picture to announce it (LOL)
jojo when stands are first introduced: hello here is my stand, he is a sword man who has a sword
jojo 3 story arcs later: my stand causes rainbows to appear which contain subliminal messages that fool your dna into turning you into a snail. if anyone looks at or touches one of the rainbows or snails they also turn into a snail. this is my ultimate ability
Images from the live action version of lovable British claymation TV show, Wallace & Gromit. Broadcast in the late 1990s, the special received negative reactions from viewers due to the fact that it was unintentionally creepy. It was never shown again.
It looks like live-action spitting image. Horrifying.
i hate this so fucking much with every fiber of my being
